Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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