She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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