I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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