So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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