i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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