So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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