oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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