Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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