Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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