i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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