YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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