just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm sobbing to NWA
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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