what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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