I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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