there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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