Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.

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(518): View more from New York

I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer

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(734): View more from Michigan

Guess what happened to me today at work?

(1-734): View more from Michigan

I have chlamydia. What happened.

(734): View more from Michigan

Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.

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(540): View more from Virginia

how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours

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(520): View more from Arizona

my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl

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(415): View more from California

God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death

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