Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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