i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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