your room smells of hookers.
And success
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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