Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
wow bdsm is so cute
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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