I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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