: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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