WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
