Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.