im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts