Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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It happened again.
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?