Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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