Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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