just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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