When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Randomize
