turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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