They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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