So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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