A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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