We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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