Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Did I show you my penis last night?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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