im about as happy as oj after his trial
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
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Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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