No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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