Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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