I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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