I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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