handjob tips. give me some.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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