There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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