Sponge bath it is.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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