It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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