We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..