dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get