I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
