Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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