Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
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I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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