Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
i now understand why vodka
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
where are my eyebrows?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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