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• (404): View more from Georgia

  What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house

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• (415): View more from California

  It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.

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• (310): View more from California

  i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works

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• (707): View more from California

  I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.

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• (619): View more from California

  It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.

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• (760): View more from California

  should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  Why are you moving a carpet?

  (760): View more from California

  it's unimportant

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