Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts

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(972): View more from Texas

how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes

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(708): View more from Illinois

I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.

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(214): View more from Texas

How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.

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(406): View more from Montana

I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life

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(815): View more from Illinois

i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.

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(562): View more from California

When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.

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(812): View more from Indiana

If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.

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