She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another