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(973): View more from New Jersey

all we need is a web designer

(1-973): View more from New Jersey

and a bunch of prostitutes

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

people are starting to question the shark bite story

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(213): View more from California

I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.

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(914): View more from New York

Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.

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(706): View more from Georgia

The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.

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