who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant