Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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