I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i would one night stand the shit outta him
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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